1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:02,320 Wow. 2 00:01:30,940 --> 00:01:31,940 Little! 3 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:37,040 Oh, fuck! 4 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:57,560 Hi, hi. Sorry, I know. I've locked myself out. I was just putting something 5 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,180 the bin and then... Click. 6 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,380 So, what do you want as a ladder? 7 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:07,460 Um, no, I don't think I've got any windows open. I just need to phone my 8 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,220 Stephanie. Remember her? My best mate? She's got a spare key. I mean, I've got 9 00:02:10,220 --> 00:02:12,160 spare key, but guess what it is? 10 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,600 In the house. 11 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,080 Fat lot of good that is. 12 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:20,060 Yeah, look, you better get in, haven't you? 13 00:02:39,299 --> 00:02:40,320 Sorry, George. 14 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:41,700 Got locked out. 15 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:44,740 Feel a bit stupid. 16 00:02:46,940 --> 00:02:48,280 How are you doing? How's school? 17 00:02:48,580 --> 00:02:49,980 It's college now. College! 18 00:02:50,580 --> 00:02:51,700 Good, well done. 19 00:02:52,660 --> 00:02:53,660 Yeah. 20 00:02:54,820 --> 00:03:00,120 No, but I don't know her number. I mean, who knows numbers anymore? But I 21 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:03,160 remember she did that charity thing with Marie. You know, remember the kids' 22 00:03:03,260 --> 00:03:04,740 breakfast thing? So I thought she might have it. 23 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,200 Marie's in work. 24 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:07,179 I know. 25 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:10,000 So, could you... 26 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:18,740 Clive? 27 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:20,560 I'm busy. What is it? 28 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,120 Yeah, I've got Leo from next door standing here. 29 00:03:24,180 --> 00:03:25,180 In his pants. 30 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,260 Yeah, he's locked himself out. 31 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,960 You know why that is, don't you? 32 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,780 Because Bridget was on WhatsApp two minutes ago. I'm trying to do the job, 33 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:35,240 it's pink, pink, pink, all about him from next door. 34 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,280 Because you know what she said. 35 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,820 Guess what she saw, Bridget? 36 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:43,600 Is that right? 37 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:46,980 What do you mean, running? 38 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:49,000 Running out of the house? 39 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:50,640 It was. 40 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:54,520 And then what happened? 41 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:57,920 Leo was running. 42 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:01,580 Yeah, no, he said you've got his friend's number. 43 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,500 That's, um, Stephanie. 44 00:04:04,350 --> 00:04:05,570 Yeah, yeah, that's the one, yeah. 45 00:04:06,110 --> 00:04:09,110 Yeah, no, but she's got the key, so just text it to me. 46 00:04:10,530 --> 00:04:16,529 Bridget, officer, she says there was a man came running out to your house, and 47 00:04:16,529 --> 00:04:20,110 then you came running after him, but he ran off, so that's how you got locked 48 00:04:20,110 --> 00:04:21,110 up. Right. 49 00:04:22,410 --> 00:04:23,410 Him. 50 00:04:24,570 --> 00:04:25,890 Morning. Hi. 51 00:04:26,130 --> 00:04:27,130 It's quite nice. 52 00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:29,610 We've never tried gooning before. 53 00:04:30,610 --> 00:04:31,610 Not as a couple. 54 00:04:32,830 --> 00:04:36,950 Um, can I get you a coffee, or...? Yeah. Uh, black. Thanks. 55 00:04:37,970 --> 00:04:39,390 Eddie. Leo. 56 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:40,670 That's the one. 57 00:04:42,090 --> 00:04:46,030 Um, I'd offer you some toast, but I don't have anything in. 58 00:04:46,290 --> 00:04:48,110 I wasn't expecting anyone overnight. 59 00:04:48,350 --> 00:04:49,710 It kind of surprised me. 60 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:51,570 Not that I'm complaining. 61 00:05:03,030 --> 00:05:05,750 Little... That was my friend, Eddie. 62 00:05:06,630 --> 00:05:10,790 And he was staying with me. And he went. I waved him goodbye. 63 00:05:11,470 --> 00:05:16,410 And that's when I took out the paper stuff thing for the bin. 64 00:05:20,130 --> 00:05:21,130 Oh, well. 65 00:05:22,650 --> 00:05:23,650 Stephanie. 66 00:05:27,850 --> 00:05:30,210 I know, but I'm in my pants. I'll have to open up at work. 67 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,580 I know you're busy. I'm sorry, but... Hold on. 68 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:37,540 What the fuck are you doing? 69 00:05:39,180 --> 00:05:40,540 Um, I got, I got locked out. 70 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:43,360 You weirdo. 71 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:49,940 Steph, Steph, I'll take you to eat Christmas. I swear, I'll pay. Just get 72 00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:50,940 of here. 73 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,320 She has a key. Saul, I don't think you should be naked in front of Mr 74 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:03,479 Don't bother me. 75 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,400 Yeah, well, it bothers me, so go and get some clothes on, eh? 76 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:09,840 Hello! Hey! 77 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:12,020 That's enough. 78 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,060 I apologise for my son. 79 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:16,760 Thanks. 80 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:25,200 Stephanie will be around in about 20 minutes. She's wrapping something up at 81 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,220 work and then she's coming over. 82 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:29,260 Just put the keys in an Uber. Ah, she thinks they're all anti -union, she 83 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:31,300 touch them, so... All right, if I just wait here? 84 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:32,540 No. 85 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:36,960 OK, for 20 minutes. Yeah, no, I need to get to work in a bit. 86 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,680 I can sit and watch TV. 87 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,260 George, what time are you at college? 88 00:06:40,780 --> 00:06:42,600 11. Yeah, you can't sit here with him. 89 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:44,480 Why not? 90 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:10,250 Hey. God. 91 00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:12,590 Did you get the jacket? 92 00:07:12,930 --> 00:07:15,590 Oh, Clive, next door. He was not happy, let me tell you. 93 00:07:16,250 --> 00:07:17,610 His wife was always angry. 94 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:20,830 I'm surprised they're still together after what happened. 95 00:07:22,170 --> 00:07:25,890 There was a hook -up. God, Eddie, he nicked my laptop and ran off. I ran 96 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:26,930 him and got blocked out. 97 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:54,800 I'm disgraceful. You're lucky. 98 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:56,040 It could have been a lot worse. 99 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:57,800 I mean, you're sitting here. 100 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,480 God's sake. 101 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,580 I'm allowed to have fun. 102 00:08:01,220 --> 00:08:02,199 What, like this? 103 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,200 Really? 104 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:05,540 He's not coming back, Steph. 105 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:08,480 Did you see on Instagram? 106 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:09,920 Curtis in Italy. 107 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,240 With her. 108 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:16,220 So, why are we surprised? What happened next door with Clive Goss, Goss the 109 00:08:16,220 --> 00:08:18,000 boss? He slept with someone else. 110 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:19,779 Did he? 111 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:22,200 On holiday in a caravan park. 112 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,440 Ew. I mean, imagine. 113 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:26,900 I mean, what else is there to do but fuck around? 114 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:33,900 If you think about it, they've got a son who's, what, 25, but the other one's 115 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:34,759 only 15? 116 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:37,780 16. So that age gap means marriage in crisis. 117 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:40,039 Having a month's house never fixes anything. 118 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:42,020 You eat too much cheese? 119 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:43,740 Well, not anymore. 120 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:46,520 How's work? 121 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:47,960 It's insane. 122 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,280 Thanks to you lot. 123 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:51,560 What does that mean? 124 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:54,370 That's all your fault, isn't it? 125 00:08:55,090 --> 00:08:56,090 What if? 126 00:08:58,190 --> 00:09:00,890 We got this. He's in care now. 127 00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:02,550 He arrived in Britain in December. 128 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:05,210 But he's on that scheme, so there's no records. 129 00:09:05,650 --> 00:09:06,830 Says he's 14. 130 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,050 Is he fuck 14? 131 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:11,530 He's got a moustache. He's got a beard. 132 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:13,930 He's 21, at least. 133 00:09:14,210 --> 00:09:16,910 But he says he's 14, so 14 it is. 134 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:21,530 And he's taking the boys out drinking. 135 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,030 Don't tell me there's no drugs. 136 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:26,230 There are drugs. 137 00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:30,610 But it's the way he looks at the girls. 138 00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:34,510 And he's always outside the bathroom, every time a girl has a shower, standing 139 00:09:34,510 --> 00:09:35,510 there, grinning. 140 00:09:35,690 --> 00:09:41,030 But that's just the beginning, because this boy, this man, is on top of the 141 00:09:41,030 --> 00:09:44,490 to be fostered. Which means I have to process the application. 142 00:09:45,030 --> 00:09:48,350 And these foster families, they've got daughters. 143 00:09:49,330 --> 00:09:52,470 But what do I tell them? I can't warn them. 144 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:53,739 I'm not allowed. 145 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:56,400 Because he says he's 14, and therefore it's a fact. 146 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:57,960 So what can I do? 147 00:09:58,500 --> 00:09:59,500 Nothing. 148 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,280 And how is it my fault? 149 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,500 He self -identifies. 150 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:05,340 Which you lot invented. 151 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:07,220 Thanks very much. 152 00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:24,180 Hey, how you doing? 153 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:28,980 What is that? Love of my life. It would never work. Good job. 154 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:30,360 Are you? Yeah. 155 00:10:48,980 --> 00:10:49,980 Morning. 156 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:52,200 What time do you call this? 157 00:10:53,010 --> 00:10:55,030 Beauty app's broken up, boss. I was waiting outside. 158 00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:56,430 Hello, Eddie. 159 00:10:57,050 --> 00:10:58,050 Morning, everybody. 160 00:10:58,330 --> 00:10:59,309 Morning, boss. 161 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:00,310 No. 162 00:11:00,670 --> 00:11:03,950 I finished here last night. I was going to go straight home. Then I thought, oh, 163 00:11:03,990 --> 00:11:05,710 quick little snifter at Monroe. 164 00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:09,270 Met a man called Eddie. Tall, thin, hot. 165 00:11:09,850 --> 00:11:10,850 Chat, chat, chat. 166 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:14,510 90 minutes later, took him home. You didn't. I did. 167 00:11:15,030 --> 00:11:16,030 Wild sack. 168 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:19,270 I will draw a veil. Then this morning we get up, go downstairs. 169 00:11:19,650 --> 00:11:21,770 He grabs my laptop and runs. 170 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:26,000 Into the street. I run after him. The door closes behind me. I'm locked out of 171 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,740 my own house, stark naked. 172 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,020 No way. 173 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:33,740 Stark, bollock naked in the street. All I could do was steal a garden gnome from 174 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:35,060 next door to hide my privates. 175 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:40,300 I said to God, I'm in the middle of the street, my arse hanging out, and a 176 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,600 garden gnome hiding my Kemi Badenoff. 177 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,480 Wait, there's more, there's more. 178 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,980 So I go next door. 179 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,860 There's the neighbour's son, fresh out of the shower. 180 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:57,960 Dripping. 25 years old, pink, wet, topless. Well, I tell you, all of a 181 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,780 sudden that garden gnome had a fishing rod. 182 00:12:00,780 --> 00:12:04,220 What a start to the day. I thank you. 183 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,160 Hannah, 184 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,260 what happened yesterday? 185 00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:18,660 I had a headache. 186 00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:19,980 Well, that is what? 187 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:21,540 The sick line is for. 188 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:26,280 You don't ask Tanya to pass on a message. You phone the sick line, 189 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,980 always got it. If I don't have it, Judy's got it. And we need to know 190 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:29,980 so we can get cover. 191 00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:31,180 Understood? 192 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:32,780 Yep. Good. What? 193 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,200 This is Frederick. 194 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,159 He's been waiting. 195 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,760 He was supposed to interview him at half past. 196 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,160 Oh, right, right. 197 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,240 Ah, first customer of the day. 198 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,600 Morning, Melba. 199 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:42,660 The usual. 200 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,980 Louise, can you sort out the dame? Thank you. Come on, then. 201 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,480 So, Frederico. 202 00:12:48,030 --> 00:12:49,150 Have you worked in the bar before? 203 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:51,430 Yeah, I did two weeks at Pinnacle. Where'd you leave? 204 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:52,750 At a factory. 205 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:54,209 Good start. 206 00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:56,450 All right, let's do this on the hoof. Come behind the bar. Come on. 207 00:12:57,870 --> 00:12:59,590 So, what did Pinnacle pay you? 208 00:12:59,830 --> 00:13:03,350 Ten. We pay twelve, but that means you have to work for it. So, come on, show 209 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:08,230 me. Get me a WKD, a gin and tonic and vodka lime, both with ice. Except we 210 00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:10,290 have any ice. Mikey, can you get the ice? 211 00:13:12,270 --> 00:13:15,350 Basically, we're a speed bar. We don't do cocktails. The only thing we do is a 212 00:13:15,350 --> 00:13:18,910 Blue Lagoon, but not from a shaker. We don't have time for that. Just pour it 213 00:13:18,910 --> 00:13:20,670 straight into the glass. Do you know what's in a Blue Lagoon? 214 00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:24,310 No. Vodka, Curacao, and lemonade. 215 00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:26,650 So what do you do? Are you a student? 216 00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:27,910 Yes. What are you studying? 217 00:13:27,990 --> 00:13:30,030 Philosophy. Ooh, philosophy. 218 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,910 You know my philosophy. 219 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,189 I can imagine. 220 00:13:33,190 --> 00:13:34,190 Fuck them all. 221 00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:35,310 I was right. 222 00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:37,450 Okay. 223 00:13:38,119 --> 00:13:39,119 Electric shock. 224 00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:42,720 Ah, see, where you get that fuse box. Told you, boss, it's happening all the 225 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,960 time. Ah, you're right, Freddie. 226 00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:46,259 A bit numb. 227 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,020 OK, let's do a little test to see if you were listening. 228 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:54,380 So, tell me, Fred, in the Blue Lagoon, there is vodka, Curacao and... what? 229 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,580 I've got no feeling in my hand. 230 00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:59,880 Have I lost you? It really shocked me. 231 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:06,180 OK. All right, do you want a little lie down in a glass of water, Freddie? 232 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:07,800 Hannah, get this boy a seat. 233 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,900 Go on, put your feet up, young man. You have just survived death by fridge. 234 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,000 Yeah, I am a bit unsteady. 235 00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:21,600 V, we'll leave a word with Hannah. She's taking the piss. She can't keep missing 236 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,540 shit. Yeah, taking the piss. They keep missing shit. All right. 237 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:26,320 Oh, come on now, boss, not you. 238 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,640 Honesty, V. 239 00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:33,240 Your tribe is the most beleaguered on the entire planet. And what do you do? 240 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,840 one thing that's guaranteed to annoy everyone. You fiddle about with your 241 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,940 pronouns and now everyone's pissed off with you. 242 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,880 My GP stopped prescribing oestrogen. 243 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:42,260 But never mind that, eh? 244 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,140 You're pissed off about one little word. 245 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:46,599 Yeah, I know. 246 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,140 OK. I'm getting old. 247 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,600 Hello, sick line? 248 00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:52,860 Hiya. 249 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Frederick? 250 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,460 You're calling in sick? 251 00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:58,800 I don't feel very well. 252 00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:01,090 The thick line is for employees. 253 00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:07,130 Yes, but according to the Employment Law of 2024... Don't you dare. ..despite 254 00:15:07,130 --> 00:15:09,570 the 26th Amendment... Fucking Labour government. 255 00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:13,210 ..we've got full workers' rights from day one, which starts at the point of 256 00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:15,130 interview, and I was just electrocuted. 257 00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:19,830 I should get compensation for that. You lot. 258 00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:27,690 OK, Freddie, I think you should go home. 259 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,500 And consider your position. 260 00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:37,600 Thank you for the interview. 261 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,400 I'll let you know. 262 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:42,980 Elaine. 263 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:47,720 Legacy of Keir bloody Starmer. You come to Manchester and run a bar, your 264 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,720 lordship. 265 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,560 Yeah, this is Leo, over. 266 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,840 Could you come up here, boss? I'll bring Zee with you. He's got a problem, over. 267 00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:57,630 What have you done now? 268 00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:00,950 3 a .m., we're locking up. 269 00:16:02,070 --> 00:16:03,510 That's when you said goodbye, Z. 270 00:16:04,450 --> 00:16:06,090 Me and Mikey head out the front. 271 00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:09,830 You slip into that quarter turn where there's no camera, and that's where you 272 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:10,629 stay all night. 273 00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:12,250 Oh, Z, darling. 274 00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:16,490 This morning, 9 a .m., I open up, I go upstairs. 275 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:21,750 You pretend to arrive, and you shout upstairs, say hello, and I say hello. 276 00:16:22,430 --> 00:16:23,430 So, yeah. 277 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:27,140 You slept in that tiny little space. I thought you were the clever one. 278 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,620 What happened? 279 00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:31,180 I thought they were going to kill me. 280 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,860 This Polish lad moved in, and he was all right with it. 281 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:41,140 But then three of his mates moved in, so it was a house share with four of them 282 00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:42,140 and one of me. 283 00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:43,880 And we'd laugh, you know. 284 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,100 But then they said we were like brothers. 285 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:49,580 Oh, they knew. 286 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,440 And then it gets worse. 287 00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:55,970 They get drunk, start banging on my door every night. 288 00:16:57,770 --> 00:16:59,210 I'm going to fuck you, little boy. 289 00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:00,570 Jesus. 290 00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:03,050 Faith led my car. 291 00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:08,010 He said, I am going to fuck you until you're dead. 292 00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:14,390 From that moment on, they just want to kill me. 293 00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:16,470 He said they were going to cut my throat. 294 00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:20,410 Can't you go to the police? Yeah. 295 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,290 That'll really help. 296 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,520 He can stay with Asher. 297 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,460 He's got a room. He can stay there. I'll have a word. 298 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:27,740 All my stuff's in that house. 299 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:29,920 Then let's go get it. 300 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:32,860 Okay, everybody. 301 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,500 That'll be it. 302 00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:44,499 They'll be asleep. 303 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,100 They'll be getting it for three till four. 304 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:47,940 Just keep quiet. 305 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:50,920 All right, let's go. 306 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:28,920 It's not a room. 307 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,200 It's a box. 308 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,840 They all live like this. Again, this is what we did to them. 309 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,720 Hi. 310 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:47,600 Good afternoon, my friend. We're not causing any trouble here. Just helping 311 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:48,600 a colleague. 312 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,340 If you check, we'll be gone. 313 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,340 You know, I've always wanted to visit Poland. 314 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:55,580 Where would you recommend? 315 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,080 Wrocław! 316 00:18:57,230 --> 00:18:58,310 Come on, quick. I go. 317 00:18:58,650 --> 00:18:59,650 Quick, come on. 318 00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:05,070 Who are you in my house? 319 00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:07,010 Who the fuck are you, grandad? 320 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,230 You try it. 321 00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:09,790 You fucking try it. 322 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:11,750 You mutter. 323 00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:13,570 Ah, the ladyboy. 324 00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:17,470 Gonna fuck you with that big, thick ladyboy. I'm telling you. 325 00:19:18,630 --> 00:19:24,030 I can't stop all of you. 326 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:25,910 Or you, by attack. 327 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,980 I can get you, you little twat, and they can kill me and rip my head off my 328 00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:37,940 body. But before I die, I will batter your tiny little skull into pieces, you 329 00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:38,940 fucking prick. 330 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,760 Why did he run? 331 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:53,120 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Have you got a gun? I'm likely to kill 22 types of 332 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,180 blood in my own back garden. 333 00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:06,489 What the hell, Judy? 334 00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:07,490 You can't just stop. 335 00:20:07,730 --> 00:20:08,730 I know what I'm doing. 336 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,510 I'm cool with a bodyguard to the shot of Iran. 337 00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:12,650 Judy! Drive the car! 338 00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:11,280 Well, I'll give it to you then. 339 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,880 You said you had a spare key. You might as well give it to me, might you? 340 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:16,680 Well, 341 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,720 I'm not going to lock myself out again, Clive, for whatever you do. 342 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,140 OK. 343 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:26,880 There you go. 344 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,520 What's your alarm code? 345 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,620 Yeah, OK. 346 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,980 1502. 1502. 347 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,280 On my coat. 348 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,500 What a day I've had. 349 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:43,480 Thanks very much for this morning. 350 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,120 Very kind of you. 351 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,640 So do I get a key for yours? 352 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:50,660 You wish. 353 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,060 I'm gonna swap shift with Donna and go upstairs. 354 00:22:28,260 --> 00:22:29,119 Is that okay? 355 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,140 Okay, sure. Anything wrong? 356 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,020 The boy over there. Don't look. 357 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,580 Polo shirt. I teach him. 358 00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:35,060 He's a genius. 359 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,360 Looked straight through me. 360 00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:38,380 Think you've gay? 361 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:42,660 No chance. Came down to impress the girls. But if he recognises me, I'm in 362 00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:44,220 trouble. Not just at school. 363 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:45,960 Never mind that I'm his teacher. 364 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,700 He knows where I live. 365 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,059 On you go. 366 00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:50,060 See you later, boss. 367 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,400 OK. 368 00:22:54,780 --> 00:22:55,780 I'm off. 369 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,320 Nightnet says that gang of gypsies has moved to Dean's Gate instead. 370 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:03,080 I think we're going to be safe. So I will love you and leave you, my 371 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,300 Same. Bye. 372 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,240 Oh. 373 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:27,820 Happy birthday, Melba. 374 00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:38,850 I'm getting sick of it. 375 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,260 the other day, because you've got to look after your eyes, haven't you? He 376 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,060 Miss Dixie, you've got to stop wanking. 377 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,380 I said, why will I go blind? 378 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,720 He said, no, you're upsetting everybody in the waiting room. 379 00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:30,160 Oh, you've been a lovely audience, you really have. 380 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:35,380 But before you go, did you see in the news this week that poor old lady in 381 00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:38,840 Levensham found dead in a flat. No one's to care for her. 382 00:24:39,130 --> 00:24:42,630 I mean, what a world we live in, eh, girls? So just be kind, darling. 383 00:24:42,910 --> 00:24:43,669 Be kind. 384 00:24:43,670 --> 00:24:46,910 Oh, for fuck's sake. OK, no. You've got something to say, darling? Don't pretend 385 00:24:46,910 --> 00:24:49,230 to care, you fucking Tory. 386 00:24:50,210 --> 00:24:52,190 I've seen you up in Ale Barn. 387 00:24:52,710 --> 00:24:57,330 You haven't just got two cars, you've got two fucking garages. Oh, a tiny bit 388 00:24:57,330 --> 00:25:02,310 jealousy. She's greener than wicked, that one. Your husband has money... No, 389 00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:07,750 has money in care homes that stand women up in the bath... and hose them down 390 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:08,750 with cold water. 391 00:25:08,970 --> 00:25:11,790 This, ladies and gentlemen, is Melba. 392 00:25:12,430 --> 00:25:13,430 Melba. 393 00:25:14,090 --> 00:25:15,090 Mediocre. 394 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,650 She's not bitter at all, is she? Oh, sure. 395 00:25:18,030 --> 00:25:22,170 I mean, I'm not saying she's old and past it, but she were young when Moses 396 00:25:22,170 --> 00:25:24,510 a lad. That's not even the right fucking joke. 397 00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:30,070 She was old when Moses was a lad, not young. Well, get out. She was old. 398 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:32,090 just a bag in basement, back late. 399 00:25:32,570 --> 00:25:34,810 Do you even know what drag is? 400 00:25:35,390 --> 00:25:37,820 This lips. Take these fucking eyelashes. 401 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,020 It's a protest. 402 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,800 Go on. No, it's a scream. 403 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,200 Let's get you up. It's a punch in the face. Shut up. Hide it, darling. 404 00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:50,340 It's not Margaret fucking Thatcher. Get out, you skanky bitch. You're bad. 405 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,680 That's where I met Harry. 406 00:25:56,140 --> 00:25:58,800 On that corner right there. In 1992. 407 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,840 I'd only been in Manchester just over a year. 408 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,400 I never met him. I don't suppose you would have, cos he finished with me in 409 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:13,140 1994. And then he phones me up one month later, one month to the day, 410 00:26:13,260 --> 00:26:18,040 and says, um, I'm positive, get yourself tested. 411 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,480 Remember those calls. 412 00:26:19,820 --> 00:26:23,580 Ah. And then I tested positive. 413 00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:29,440 I thought I was dying. Well, in 1994, I was dying. 414 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,360 So I phoned him back. 415 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,680 Answer the phone. 416 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,640 Put him back again. Put him back again. 417 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,680 He never picked up. 418 00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:42,260 Ever. 419 00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:45,200 Then he moved away and back to London, gone. 420 00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:51,880 Six years later, I find out he's dead. Someone just mentions it in passing. 421 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:57,220 Cunt! Now, we're not meant to blame. 422 00:26:57,540 --> 00:26:59,220 No, he was a cunt. 423 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,610 You should have looked this way, darling. 424 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:11,770 I loved you since the day I first saw you. My daft little Scottish lad with 425 00:27:11,770 --> 00:27:12,770 like a fox. 426 00:27:15,870 --> 00:27:16,970 I live in hope. 427 00:27:19,990 --> 00:27:20,990 Don't melt, love. 428 00:27:27,170 --> 00:27:28,170 Happy birthday. 429 00:27:28,330 --> 00:27:29,330 Happy birthday. 430 00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:32,780 I do, though. 431 00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:38,620 Do you ever think it's coming back? 432 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,880 All that shit from the 90s. 433 00:27:42,780 --> 00:27:46,460 We were the spies, but you read the stuff online now, it sounds just the 434 00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:47,800 Do I think it's coming back? 435 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,920 Yeah. It's back, you fucking idiot. 436 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,200 Right now, it's here. 437 00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:58,200 It's a storm, it's a tide, it's a great big tsunami, and we're in the middle of 438 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,100 it right now. Do I think it's coming back? 439 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:05,640 You know, if you'd asked me in 1996, what do you think 2026 will be like, I'd 440 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,640 have said glory days. 441 00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:11,260 We'll have equality, we'll have love and kisses, we'll be holding hands, 442 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,820 skipping down the streets. 443 00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:17,420 But they tricked us, didn't they? 444 00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:20,060 They're just waiting. 445 00:28:20,820 --> 00:28:22,500 Oh, they let us all come out. 446 00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:27,620 So now we're standing in the open, ready for them to shoot us down. You think 447 00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:28,620 that? Really? 448 00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:33,880 Look at me, I'm as out and as proud as anything, but the past couple of years, 449 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,580 I'm a lot more careful. 450 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,920 You just started a great big round. 451 00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:41,520 On Canal Street. 452 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,700 Home turf, but out there. 453 00:28:45,980 --> 00:28:48,620 I used to walk into a room and just go, ta -da! 454 00:28:51,630 --> 00:28:52,950 Now I tiptoe. 455 00:28:53,830 --> 00:28:54,830 Just in case. 456 00:28:59,310 --> 00:29:00,570 You know the awful thing? 457 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:05,970 Now, I don't have to care as much. Not anymore. 458 00:29:07,190 --> 00:29:08,370 Because I've done my bit. 459 00:29:09,110 --> 00:29:13,930 I have fought the good fight very many times. Thank you very much. 460 00:29:14,650 --> 00:29:20,590 HIV, Section 28, the Bolton 7. Oh, bless them. And the little leather slings. 461 00:29:21,430 --> 00:29:23,210 I have marched. 462 00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:30,650 Now it's someone else's turn. One of those bright young things, they can man 463 00:29:30,650 --> 00:29:33,250 barricades, or woman the barricades, or them the barricades. 464 00:29:34,570 --> 00:29:41,350 I mean, I'll be 60 next year. In a couple of years I can 465 00:29:41,350 --> 00:29:43,930 retire and remember the golden days. 466 00:29:44,390 --> 00:29:45,970 You're kidding yourself, yeah. 467 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:49,250 If there's a war, you're on the front line, my darling. 468 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:56,600 You have trans bar stuff. That's the battleground. I love my dog. And as a 469 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,720 result, look at TripAdvisor for your place. There they are. 470 00:29:59,980 --> 00:30:01,560 Regular as the morning shit. 471 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:07,660 Post after post calling you a pedo and a groomer because they say you pay 472 00:30:07,660 --> 00:30:11,980 chemically castrated children to work for you. No, that's women. 473 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:17,300 Women who are furious and with good reason. But no, don't start me. And men. 474 00:30:18,010 --> 00:30:21,650 Grown men typing away with a big fist. Yeah, but it's just that, typing. The 475 00:30:21,650 --> 00:30:27,030 President of America has given these men permission to attack us. 476 00:30:29,230 --> 00:30:35,210 Leo, you're queer in 2026. You're a political act. 477 00:30:35,450 --> 00:30:36,490 Give it a little swing back. 478 00:30:36,990 --> 00:30:41,090 We do this. We go through history. We swing one way, we swing the other. 479 00:30:42,210 --> 00:30:44,210 Conservatives and Labour, Republicans and Democrats. 480 00:30:46,170 --> 00:30:47,410 Give it time, though. 481 00:30:48,970 --> 00:30:49,969 Look at that. 482 00:30:49,970 --> 00:30:52,250 Is that what history teaches you? 483 00:30:52,790 --> 00:30:54,890 Yeah, it does. 484 00:30:56,410 --> 00:30:58,450 I think history is merciless. 485 00:30:59,130 --> 00:31:02,170 And it only goes one way, onwards. 486 00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:06,510 It marches on and on and on. 487 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:12,240 And what if this never swings back? What if Trump just keeps on winning forever 488 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,160 and ever? How far will it go? 489 00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:19,220 How much will they hate us? Because they hate us, Leo. They really hate us. 490 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,740 And you know what? 491 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:25,560 I think they've always hated us. Only now they don't have to pretend anymore. 492 00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:27,620 No. 493 00:31:28,540 --> 00:31:30,260 History tells us one thing. 494 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:36,020 That blood and fire and retribution always happen. 495 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:41,860 And right now, it's coming for us. 496 00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:51,680 Clive, you are inside my house. 497 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,120 You gave me the keys, didn't you? I thought I'd fix it up for you. You know, 498 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,520 that key safe thing. 499 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,140 If you put this on the wall outside, you won't get locked out again. 500 00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:05,520 They give these to the elderly and disabled. 501 00:33:06,060 --> 00:33:08,940 They love them. I'm thrilled to be in the same category, but Clive, I don't 502 00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:13,040 think you should just walk into my house. I think you should knock or ring 503 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,040 bell. 504 00:33:14,180 --> 00:33:15,180 OK. 505 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:28,560 Where do you want this? 506 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,280 I was thinking, er... Barrier. 507 00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:35,280 I don't know, is that good? 508 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:36,419 Yeah, it should be, yeah. 509 00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:37,420 Yeah, I'll get on with it. 510 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,260 Do you ever wear any clothes? 511 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,459 Yeah, I should. 512 00:33:41,460 --> 00:33:42,600 Yeah, go on, piss off. 513 00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:44,360 I don't need your help. 514 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,420 You leave the hard work to me, eh? 515 00:34:05,860 --> 00:34:06,860 Fucking house. 516 00:34:10,739 --> 00:34:11,739 Right, it's done. 517 00:34:13,179 --> 00:34:14,199 Yeah, yeah, let me show you. 518 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,679 So the key's in there, right? You put in 1502, open it up. 519 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:20,360 There's your key. 520 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,400 You put it back in. 521 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,580 Close it, bother your uncle. 522 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,800 And that won't attract burglars because they know there's a key there. They 523 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:31,260 can't force it open. Does that become a problem? I'll take it down if you want. 524 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,520 No. 525 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:33,880 It's up now. 526 00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:34,900 I'll get out of your way. 527 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:40,360 It was 17 .99, all right, but I got you another key. That was a fiver. 528 00:34:40,659 --> 00:34:44,600 So it's 22 .99, and I'm not charging you for labour, all right? 529 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,040 Cash okay? 530 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000 If I've got it. 531 00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:01,180 You're not working today? 532 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,040 Oh, yeah, no, I am. 533 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:07,260 Saturday's the busiest night, working till 4am. You can call that work, eh? 534 00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:08,660 Dishing out drinks all day. 535 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,760 Do you know how many people I employ? 536 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,200 45. 537 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:14,600 Fuck. I do. 538 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,520 It's a bar. 539 00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:19,400 So? You do not employ 45. 540 00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:23,320 There's 15 girls just rotating at the door, then there's managers, bar staff, 541 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,000 security, cleaners. How many are you? 542 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,640 It's just me. Oh, well, nice life. 543 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,480 And you didn't have to increase national insurance for 45 people. 544 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,660 No, but I have to cope with maritime law. What's that? 545 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,380 Ah, you see, you don't know everything. 546 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:40,040 Under maritime law, you can sail into this country from Romania without any 547 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,060 qualifications and you can take my job from under my nose. Because you can work 548 00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:44,380 as an electrician with no credentials. 549 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,760 How is that maritime law? 550 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:48,480 Because we're an island. 551 00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:53,680 I did think, um... 552 00:35:54,210 --> 00:35:57,930 If you don't mind, I was going to say, do you need any work doing? 553 00:35:58,410 --> 00:36:04,530 You know, in the bar, because I'm a bit short of hours and not a good guy. And 554 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:08,550 those boys, they cost a fortune, and he's always nagging at me, so I'll do a 555 00:36:08,550 --> 00:36:10,830 good price. No, we're fine, sorry. 556 00:36:11,070 --> 00:36:13,470 No, we'll figure it out. No, I'm really sorry. It's fine. 557 00:36:13,890 --> 00:36:16,290 It's fine. Just you're here if anything. 558 00:36:18,730 --> 00:36:19,730 How's Curtis? 559 00:36:21,090 --> 00:36:22,630 Oh, I don't know. 560 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:24,738 Ask him. 561 00:36:24,740 --> 00:36:26,580 Fine. How long's he been gone? 562 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:29,920 Two years. 563 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,720 Really? Has he run off with a woman? 564 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,780 Began a relationship with someone else, yeah. 565 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,080 That must have been a blow to your manhood. 566 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,600 Well, at times, I can get a blow to my manhood any time of my life. There you 567 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,500 go. You see, you had to make it dirty, didn't you? Every time. It's always sex 568 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:46,660 with you lot. I found it revolting, you know, this time of day. Oh, right. So 569 00:36:46,660 --> 00:36:48,100 that's us, is it? That's the gays? 570 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:49,439 We're all sex. 571 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,560 You had a man running out of your house with my children sitting next door. 572 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,300 Okay, so I sleep around. 573 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,460 I'm the one who sleeps around. 574 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:03,080 In this room, the person who sleeps around is me. 575 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,000 What do you get now? What do you think? 576 00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:10,820 What do you mean? 577 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:14,040 Nothing, never mind. 578 00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:15,680 25 quid. Thanks. 579 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,270 Was it a real woman? 580 00:37:19,130 --> 00:37:22,450 What? For Curtis, cos these days it might not be. 581 00:37:22,970 --> 00:37:27,110 You know what he said, if he's gay, he'd run off with a man who calls himself a 582 00:37:27,110 --> 00:37:30,690 woman or a woman who used to be a man, cos it's all he, she, they and them now, 583 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:31,790 isn't it? So we can't tell. 584 00:37:31,890 --> 00:37:33,870 Well, you know who started all that, don't you? Huh? You. 585 00:37:34,990 --> 00:37:36,590 What? I did that? 586 00:37:36,810 --> 00:37:37,529 Yeah, you. 587 00:37:37,530 --> 00:37:39,050 All of you, all this bastard pronoun. 588 00:37:39,610 --> 00:37:40,630 It was always you lot. 589 00:37:41,709 --> 00:37:45,430 From the moment we are born, in the schoolyard, it's always you staring at 590 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:48,590 saying, what are you then, a boy or a girl? You a boy or a girl? What are you, 591 00:37:48,590 --> 00:37:49,590 boy or a girl? 592 00:37:49,670 --> 00:37:51,030 Six years old, you're not playing football. 593 00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:52,430 It's like, what are you, some sort of girl? 594 00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:55,950 All our lives, what are you, what are you, what are you? And then guess what? 595 00:37:55,950 --> 00:37:59,650 say, okay, fine, you win, you're right, we'll do what you want. If we are so 596 00:37:59,650 --> 00:38:03,210 confusing, then I'll become a she, she can be a he, and if that doesn't work, I 597 00:38:03,210 --> 00:38:05,750 can become a them. What do you think? Happy now? Well, guess what? No. 598 00:38:06,270 --> 00:38:10,750 It's all, how dare you change? How dare you be different? How dare you not know? 599 00:38:11,010 --> 00:38:14,950 We did exactly what you wanted, and you still don't fucking like it. 600 00:38:17,310 --> 00:38:21,990 And I will have my change, please. I give you 25 quid. No, 22 .99. That's two 601 00:38:21,990 --> 00:38:24,330 pounds and one penny you owe me, please. Clive, thank you. 602 00:38:24,550 --> 00:38:26,010 No, I don't get it. Yeah, you do that. 603 00:38:54,859 --> 00:38:56,100 Two pounds, one penny. 604 00:38:56,940 --> 00:38:59,260 Look, all right, I do... Oh, no, no, no, it's all my fault. 605 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,120 Aren't we? 606 00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:03,360 Yeah, never a good fool. 607 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:04,640 Have a nice day. 608 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,380 I do need a spot of work. 609 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,980 There's some dodgy wiring at the bar, so, yeah, thank you. 610 00:39:12,980 --> 00:39:16,000 I'd be very grateful. Yeah, well, no mates, right? 611 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:18,640 Well, we're not mates. 612 00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:23,900 All right, we'll drop us a text and we'll sort it. You know, I mean, if I've 613 00:39:23,900 --> 00:39:25,900 time, like... OK. 614 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:28,920 Thank you. 615 00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:54,210 I've always fancied you, sir. 616 00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:58,190 Lamb unzipped his dirty, sweaty trousers. 617 00:41:59,190 --> 00:42:00,410 Eat this, River. 618 00:42:01,090 --> 00:42:02,670 And River nuzzled deep. 619 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,380 It gets madder and madder, that family next door. 620 00:44:11,980 --> 00:44:13,720 George! Get out! 621 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:19,380 You kept secrets. If you're hiding things from me now, you won't tell her 622 00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:22,200 time. The night's a night. Damn, it's all going to get rammed. 623 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,000 Maggie, Maggie, Maggie. Out, out, out. 624 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:26,800 You can look down on women. 625 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,040 Fuck off. Great five. 626 00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:31,020 Couple of less. 627 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,340 I still love you. 628 00:44:32,580 --> 00:44:34,700 I think you lot are so full of all your freedom. 629 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,100 You don't know when to stop. 630 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,120 Sit at home with a bad dad in your clogged little leather. 631 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:50,800 So what do you get? 632 00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:56,020 Terrifying. 633 00:45:00,220 --> 00:45:02,160 It feels like it creeps through the walls.